Tuesday 12 February 2008

My Kids Are OKAY!

REALLY? Many parents say that the world is really getting bad, but it's not so bad in my kid's school yet. Again I say, really? Is your small town school funded by the federal, state, and local government? Well, if it is, and we know it is, then it contains a mixture of all the arrogant, pro-death, gay, and anti-marriage agendas that the government supports. If you really think that your child is getting a great education then try the following:

1. Ask your child to sit down with you and do a few multiplication and division problems while you watch.

2. Have your 11th grader independently tested at a local private or Christian school to see if they are on grade level and are adequately prepared for college or even the everyday workforce. Of Course by the 11th grade it is probably too late to do anything about it. Better do this no later than the 3rd grade.

3. Do your kids make all A's and B's and yet falter when they read a simple sentence? Ask them to read the newspaper out loud to you.

4. Ask them when they took their last quiz for extra(grade-boosting) points.

5. Are you ever puzzled when you children ask you how to spell or pronounce words that they should have learned long ago? Ask them to see their vocabulary list and see how well they read it.

6. Ask your child to write a letter to a relative to catch them up on the latest family happenings. Then check the grammar and spelling to see how well they did.

These are just a few of the things that you can do to keep up with your child's free education or lack thereof.