NEED A JOB?

I am looking for a teacher (college degree not required; certification not required mainly because that doesn't tell me a thing about you as a person) who is not a part of any union, who is no longer interested in diagnosing and prescribing dumbing drugs for children, who actually cares about children, who is not interested in picketing for a higher salary every year, who has a genuine desire to help children falsely labeled ADD, ADHD, Autistic, LD, Dyslexic, who are on NO MEDICATION (a requirement of our school) who doesn't mind moving to a really warm, humid, socialistically controlled state, who likes working half a day for 4 days and one whole day each week. All rooms are air conditioned and we pay for your supplies.